The Contract

Our son has been a band manager for his friends for some time now. I just ran across this contract for anyone who intends to join. I thought it was quite cute and thought I would share.

CONTRACT

We the people (great start, eh?) of our band management and staff here declare that we have Rights to quit, complain, speak when hand raised and chosen in a meeting. Also to fight with band or staff. Also to join you must know a fact about singing, instruments or anything about staff and crew. Also everyone must be paid once a week. Thats important because you can't just earn money from lessons or a tour (we're too busy at school). One more thing you must restate your fact if you quit. So after you sign write your fact on the line below it. Thank you and Good Luck!

Who says you need a lawyer for a contract?